Appendicitis hurts like a motherfucker. I mean, fever, nausea, loss of appetite and INSANE pain, I honestly thought I was dying. Is it weird I kind of miss my appendix now that it’s gone? Well-

“No you don’t understand! I need to get discharged. I am an FBI agent, and my team and I are trying to solve a VERY important case. They need me!” All of a sudden you’re pulled out of your trance by all this screaming coming from the partition next to you. You just had surgery and they wouldn’t even give you your own room, typical. “Ms. Greenaway, please calm down.” The nurse says, desperately trying to calm her down.

“Excuse me.” You say loudly while trying to slide the sheet across so that you could see the so-called FBI agent. “Some of us are trying to recover over here.” Slowly you come face to face with the slightly obnoxious federal agent.