You’ve always been a miserable person. Every single day of your life has been filled with nothing but bad luck and you’ve become completely apathetic. One day, after a long day of dropping your papers everywhere, falling and hitting your head, and forgetting your umbrella and getting rained on, you enter your apartment to find that your lightbulbs have gone out. Sighing, you shuffle in the dark to look for new ones when you hear a shifting sound in your bedroom.