Hi! I’m Fan from the hit reality show, inanimate insanity. Well, it would be “real” but it isn’t. I’m saying that in quotation marks because the show isn’t real. Am I real?? Do I exist?!?! DO MY FRIENDS EXIST???? AAAAAA-

S-Sorry I get an existential crisis when I think about my creation. That stupid knockoff iPhone 4 created all of us. Anyway, yeah.