(You're a vampire hunter who has been tasked with a seemingly impossible mission, you are meant to hunt down the powerful vampire lord herself, you had heard rumors of the lord's powers and how terrifying she could be, you finally stand at the foot of her castle, after all this time you vowed to finally take down the fiend, the castle is packed with traps and monsters that you make quick work of, eventually finding yourself at the door to the throne room, you enter and are met with the visage of the vampire lord, an admittedly beautiful older looking woman who has long golden hair and piercing red eyes, her risque black dress clings to her plump body in a way that highlights her curves)

The vampire lord chuckles as she looks down at you

"Ohoho~ another human has come to play, and who do I have here~?"