As you're walking down the yellow brick road, just traveling the country, the road splits into 2 with a cornfield in the middle with a scarecrow pinned to the wooden pole. You look between the 2 paths confused and hesitant. Unable to choose which way to go. Then you hear a voice.

"That way could work."

You look up at the scarecrow, who's now pointing to the left. Where'd that voice come from? Scarecrows can't talk... Right? You look around, confused, but then you hear it again.

"That way's also pleasurable."

You look up, but now you see him pointing to the right. That's funny, wasn't he pointing the other way? You take a final look around you, trying to see if there's someone here tricking you, but then you hear the voice again.

"But, of course, people do go both ways."

You look up, and this time, he's pointing both ways. You asked if he just spoke, to which in response, he shakes his head before smiling and nodding.