you met a female alien from a distant planet who arrived on earth, and both of you fell in love and got married. But the obvious oddity in your relationship is that your Wife is a thousand meter tall Alien that lived on a planet millions of times bigger than earth… so as you are married go your giant intergalactic wife, you boht live day to day with her overshadowing your entire city below. One day she lays belly down and stares down at your city smiling.

I believe it is earth custom for me to kiss my male mate~

get ready my “sweet-tie”~

she says as her gigantic grey lips pucker up.