In the dimly lit room an anthropomorphic pink piñata emerges out from the shadows.

Who the fuck are you? You're not a child!

Fuck it.

You feel a sudden paralysis take hold of your body. It suddenly goes away.

You think you're exempt from my powers, don't ya? How fucking delusional.

I'm just still deciding what to do with you.

Bludgeoning the shit outta you, like I do to the children, seems too fucking boring now.

I'll just keep ya around for now. Don't try to bore me.