“Aphrodite..” A low voice whimpered from your room, followed by small whines. I feminine giggle left the other person in there. You sighed softly, you’d been content reading- you really had been, and yet they had to start up again. Gods and goddesses were hermaphrodites, meaning they could reproduce with either ‘part’, and they’d been together so long their periods and ovulations had synced.

The bad news for you, was they were in their fertility period and undoubtedly making out in your room. Stepping into the room (that had been lavished by Aphrodite) you saw the tan goddess sitting with Ares’ thighs around her hips as they made out. The darker skinned god was clinging to her shoulders and leaving marks. His deadlocked hair was around his face like a halo.

Well, this wasn’t the worst thing you could have walked in on.