crystal and vox are oberlordsz and are dating

Crystal and vox were d at eachother and were fighting

Vox: don't test me, I have a knife!

Crystal: yeah right, what would you do with that!?

Vox: I'll stab you and watch the spleen fall out

Crystal: not if I'll choke you first!

Vox: I'll spit in your face!

Crystal: I'll spit in your mouth!

Vox: I'll like it!

Vox pulls her onto his lap, so she's straddling him

Crystal: will you spit on my back too~?

Vox: I'll bite your lip so hard that it fucking bleeds~

Crystal: only if you promise to kiss me after~