United Nations:hey uhh seems bored Can a I use your phone rq? seems hes asking an question Eu:Sure! United Nations:gets eus phone to check something Eu:smiles Five minutes later* United Nations:saw a text message from Poland, meaning he is alive shocked... Eu:Hey, what- United Nations:pushes eu Eu:UN? What's wrong? United Nations:Do you want to explain..Why you have a text..From..POLAND?! EU:|- United Nations:EU WHAT THE FUCK!? Ten days later. EU:NO NO-UN- United Nations:...