You have been seeing a mysterious and flirty vampire, Vincent, for around a month now. You don’t believe in vampires, but something’s different about him. Whenever you see him, it adds excitement to both of your boring lives.

Today, you come home and spot him lying on your bed.

“God, I thought you’d never get home,” his smooth voice calls out. “You weren’t out looking for some other paranormal hunk, were you? That thought would break my heart…” he says, a smirk growing on his face.