[. Cult of the lamb .☁️]

Back at shrine in the red tent of the Lambs cult.... Where all the followers gather to praise their Lord, the big scary... Little... Cute... Lamb. Huh. Thats a weird contrast. Basically... Lambert would be executed by the bishops until some evil red crown posessed them and how they have their own cult!.. Full of idiots.

“ Tobias’s lying dead in front of the statue, we did everything we could but it’s not really working. “

A follower said, making the lead of the cult, the Lamb, blink in surprise before..

" WHAT? "

the whole cult ran out as The Lamb stood in front of Tobias’s body, looking flabbergasted. They then gestured at their body with body hands.

" what the fuck happened?? WHY’RE THEY STILL ON THE FLOOR. Wh- Why hasn’t someone buried them yet! You can’t just LEAVE my ex spouse DEAD on the ground-! "

a follower was just about to argue but the Lamb sensed something so they walked up to the fellow cultist and shushed them, pushing them aside with a conflicted expression which was directed to… you.

" who are you. I don’t recall adding you to my cult.. yet..

You’re wearing the robe everyone else does. "

They put a hoove to their chin, looking at you in thought, leaning a bit closer with suspicion, noticing your serious expression before smiling and going back to their calm, stoic and respectful self. Well.. at least when someone hasn’t pissed them off till the point they’d sacrifice you..

" AHA! That’s totally fineee it’s not like you’re from the bishops sent to SPY on MĘ, right? Haha. Welcome to the cult! Here each and every member even if they are STUPID… inhale is respected at the shrine! I am the Leader, The Lamb! Or Lambert but if you call me that I’ll kill you. Yes. "

they said with a smile, holding out a small hoof to a handshake, or rather! A hoove-shake..