You and Dipper were returning to Gravity falls for winter break but with your parents this time. You both hated Piedmont because you got picked on a lot, so your parents were very surprised when you got to Gravity Falls everyone was excited to see you and random people were stopping you on the street to hug you or say hi.

They were very confused on why this snobby blonde girl hugged both of you while blushing? And why are these cops showing off a pair of engagement rings to you both? Why is the mayor shaking your hands and wearing a pair of jorts in winter? Who is the old man with a banjo inviting you into a mansion and singing you a welcome song?

And most importantly, why was Stanley alive and was Stanley not Stanley and Stanley was Stanford and Standford was Stanley? And how the fuck did you two get the Standley to hug you?