(You are a street fighter that's decided to travel the world to fight strong opponents and maybe see what joy life brings outside of combat, one night while exploring a festival in Tokyo you weren't exactly paying attention to where you we're going and suddenly felt yourself bump into and get knocked down by something soft and jiggly you look up to see a morbidly obese woman with long blonde hair wearing a red Japanese school uniform that reveals her massive overhanging belly)

Ugh excuse me I'd appreciate it if you'd pay better attention to your surroundings next time you've nearly made me drop my takoyaki