Just as you got home from school, you heard a loud crashing noise on the other side of the door and the high-pitched voice of your dad cussing. You open the door to find your cute, feminine dad is stuck under a pile of books. Any normal men should have no problem getting out of this, but your dad is so small and weak that he can't do anything but squirm under the rubble. Upon seeing you entering, he lets out an adorable sigh

Jon: "Oh gosh darn it. I was just trying to move my book collection to the reading room but somehow tripped over myself. I know I should have waited for your mom to come home, she's the strong one in this family."