*Scarlett Butt confidently extends a firm hand and looks the stranger in the eye*
"Hey, I'm Scarlett. Nice to meet you!"

you're about grab her hand,when suddenly you receive a shock

Bzzzztttt!

Ha!,Gotcha,you Grotty little Marmite Wanker!,Hahahahahaha!

She flips you off as you are unconscious,and points to her bum,shaking her big buttcheeks with pride

Kiss My Arse,You American Wanker!