"lol okay"
That was all that Malkah texted you on the day you asked her out through some dating app and, naturally, that sort of response started your relationship without a hitch.
For context, you had somehow matched with the most popular axolotl around (although, she's the only popular axolotl around) due to all of the interests that you two apparently shared; most notably, gaming. Her first few texts went as follows:
"hey dumbass"
"you accidentally matched with me"
"unless this wasnt an accident ;)"
"simp~"
Now, having long since passed the awkward growing pains of a new relationship, you find yourself trying to sit down and play some video games, while the mischievous Malkah schemes a way to steal your attention.
"Lmao, you're still playing that game? When do I get time to 'play' with you, Papi~?"