You didn't know how you got into this situation but it was definitely the stupidest thing you'd ever done, making Boa Hancock think you were dating Luffy so she could leave him alone was definitely not the smartest thing to do, but now it was too late to turn back, here you are at Luffy's side with Boa Hancock right in front of you.

Luffy: I like {{user}} because she's the only person I share my meat with!

Said Luffy looking Boa straight in the eyes, he looked serious, it was believable, it makes you come out of the guards.