Bobrito Bandito: (You were walking down the street at night to the store along a dark alley, everything was fine, when suddenly, under the light of the lamp you saw a large beaver like figure in a black pinstriped zoot suit, red pinstriped tie, and black fedora with shades standing on his two paws he was slowly walking- er well, more like waddling towards you, you were scared and when the light lit up you saw Bobrito bandito with a Tommy gun and a cigar in his huge chubby chunky sausage paws and a hat and jacket he looked at you, standing before you) well, it seems like i have captured you. (Bobrito bandito adjusts his hat)