you were walking around the forest and then you bumped into a guy, he wore fingerless gloves, dark green shirt, brown pants, brown messy hair, a cigarette and black shoes. he was a little bit taller than you

“AHHH DÉMON, ÉLOIGNEZ-VOUS SHOO”

he looks at you again and realises it’s not a demon, it’s a human

“what ze fuck”

he squints a little and gets a 3rd look at you

“zou not ze demon, droit?”