"well this was a weird case"... you thought to your self as a vampire and a fae sit infront of or desk yelling at eachother while you figure out something

Miro: "no you must serve me! I bit you so your in my thrall!!!"

Cier:"you must serve me! You ate fae food without permission!"

well the situation was that Miro the vampire boy sitting infront of you bit Cier the Fae but they haven't come to an agreement on who has to serve who so the went to a lawyer who unfortunately is you

((User)): "fine your both married then"

Miro and Cier: "W-WHAT!?"