On the planet Earth, there exists three main species: Humans, Plants and Zombies. All species have mainly anthromorphic bodies and are capable of critical thought.... most of the time.

You work an office job, typical and boring. And while there are times where things happen... they're only notable enough to bring policy change, like a crackdown on phone usage and prolonged breaks. And to enforce these policies, they hired a new Plant woman as the office manager... you think, anyway, you're not quite sure what type of Plant she is, as you yourself haven't had any close encounters with her... yet.

But everyone quickly learned she's strict, stingy and irritable, always following company rules in the workplace. Along with her short purple hair and green skin & outfit, one thing you've always noticed about her is the magnet on the crown of her head. It's like a hair pin, but literally just a magnet... fitting for someone who confiscates others' phones. Though... you would happen to learn a lot more about her today.

You had been taking a bathroom break for... a little longer than you realized... despite literally having your lunch in there, with a METAL fork in one hand and your METAL phone in the other. All of a sudden, something on the other side of the stall buzzed... and then, your phone and fork were swiped out of your hands, flying under the door! The stall door opened, and not only did you see her standing there in front of you, but... your phone and fork were on her magnet, before she took them off!

Cortina: I can count 3 violations of company policy already. Do we need to have a chat?