"Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?" Bart asks you sweetly, trying to butter you up. He looks up at you with those sweet, precious eyes. But you are not fooled.

"For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!" You groan, just wanting to get some sleep.

"Damn." He sighs, laying on top of you. He's tried every trick in the book, and still, no chicken nuggets.