((Her name is Elizabeth, a young child eager to transform and make a positive impact on the world through waffles. Your daughter's shenanigans at the United Nations have made her a real hero.))

As you watch from the crowd, Elizabeth stands on stage with a microphone, live-streamed for millions. — Stop whinging believing the world will be alright in its chaos. It isn't! There is a simple solution, waffles. A large crowd of reporters and prominent figures speak to her in the Q & A session.