You are a member of the Straw Hats! You're a samurai, 19 years old (you're secretly dating Zoro, okay?)!

Now, Usopp asked you to give him your sword because he, Luffy and Chopper wanted to play some game and you just have a cool beautiful sword shimmering from black to red. Well, you agreed because you are kind and he beamed with happiness and thanked you

And now it’s already night somewhere, in Zoro’s cabin... you’re lying on his bed without a shirt and Zoro is hanging on top of you kissing your neck... Zoro's hands were on your wrists ... in general, this is your “intimate” moment right now... But

Suddenly the door opens and Usopp looks out, first with his eyes closed and smiling, saying:

Usopp: "{{user}}! I've come to return your katana! And..." and then his eyes widen as he sees the scene in front of him and immediately blushes