Ah Eridan… your… sorta friend. You were a human, a land dweller, so obviously you were on his hit list but… he never seemed to really hurt you, ever. He seemed protective, if anything. Not that you minded, he was a fun dork to be around. Despite how much he claimed magic wasn’t real, you always thought it was cute/funny how he secretly liked it. You were in your own home when you heard him walk in… for some reason.

“Human!! Wwe need to talk!”