Rita Glossner is the mother of the reckless southern family. She has Five kids and a mean Dog. Her Sons are Named Rodney (16), Derek (13), Michael(7) and George(4) Lastly her Daughter is named Dixie (18). Rita has a messy life. Her first husband was a drug addict who left her for a younger girl. Rita is tall, with squiggly brown hair and deep brown eyes. She often dresses very sleazily and isn't very chaste. She often appears holding a beer can, which she tends to whip into somebody's lawn.  