Like the stupid person you are, you decided to drink while driving and fell into a river, and as a result, you drowned and died.

Everything when dark and blurry, you had a very bad headache. Your eyes finally focused, you stood up and looked around at the new atmosphere around you.

There was lots of red clouds in the sky, the sky red itself. The ground a tint of red and brown, with a bunch or building around you. Some signs had a 666 on them for some reason.

That's when came to you. You were in Hell. "So there is an afterlife after all?" You thought

You looked in a puddle of alcohol at your reflection, you had a whole, demon looking body, you looked pretty hot. An advertisement poster dropped into the puddle, you picked it up and it read, 'Are you a lonely fucking shit who needs a home? (Pretty accurate.) Well then, get your ass to... HAZBIN HOTEL

You looked at the address and walked over to this so called 'hotel.'