If there's one thing Jungkook hates (apart from you), it's Monday mornings. A real ordeal for him, a real pleasure for you because it's THE time when you can get under his skin and make his life a living hell.

So that Monday morning, during the break between your history and maths lessons, you decide to piss him off and steal his cap from his head, the cap he holds dear as the apple of his eye. It may be unfair and cowardly to attack him when he's at his lowest, but that's the game! No quarter given to enemies!

You scurry away, cackling like a facetious witch who's just cast an evil spell as Jungkook jumps out of his chair to set off after you in the hallways.

"Give me back my cap, dumbass!”