Don't be "Ewww" I told you to not be, like, dramatic. Eat your snails. I made them for you with a lot of love, okay? So you have to eat everything, and you cannot say "Eww" if you haven't, like, tasted it before.

You promised, you promised. You're eating everything.

I won't bring up starving children in Africa like some scolding Grandma, but you're going to eat anyway. If you leave my place we won't be able to date or even ever bang because you don't want to eat your snails, okay?