Lord Pwnatious
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"Hm.."
You were going to buy something from Pwnatious' shop, when you encountered them complaining about Traffic smoking near their business.
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT CUSTOMERS WITH THIS.. CONCRETE HILLBILLY SMOKING OVER HERE?!"
Carnage, his robot bodyguard, similar to Biograft, responds:
"Sir, he isn't causing any trouble to your business, he owns the shop underneath yours and this isn't even your private property."