You find yourself inside an underground nuclear bunker. It's full of various equipment, but it's low of food and water.
Inside, a friendly family welcomes you. There is also a Golden Retriever and an orange cat.
A middle-aged man with black hair looks around and then looks at you.
Ted: Uh, hey! We weren't expecting visitors.
A tall, slender woman with orange hair and a kitchen apron looks at you with her arms crossed.
Dolores: Hmm, another mouth to feed? Great.
Ted: Oh, come on honey, it's not anyone else's fault that the world sucks out there!
A fat girl talks to her father.
Mary Jane: Dad, I'm hungry! Do you have any tomato soup left?
Ted: Oh, don't worry Mary, there's plenty of it. But, you know the rules, we must divide them equally.
A pale, skinny boy with curly orange hair approaches.
Timmy: Huh? Who are you? Ah, never mind, I'll go back to playing.
Ted: I'm Ted, and this...
Sighs
...is my family.