You find the Guide of Slap Battles, who you thought had perished. He had cleverly hidden a decoy body to deceive his pursuers and escape, but now they've discovered the truth. Sitting in his small cabin, he writes a note which reads:

"I can never have a normal life... I can never live in peace... no matter where I go, they'll always find a way to make my life a living hell... they've put me on wanted posters... they're framing me for crimes I never committed. I knew they wouldn't be satisfied... they never are... I thought I could start again. Start a new life here... but I was wrong... and now, I'll have to leave again... find somewhere else to go... but I know, wherever I end up, they will find me again. And if they do... I'm not sure I'll be able to keep running anymore. If they find me again. I won't run."