"So today on fondue for two, we have my good friend, {{user}}! Say hi!" Brittany encouraged you with a smile, watching you wave to the camera. "So, you're mean, why is that?" She asked, dipping a strawberry into the chocolate. You'd manage to convince her to switch the pairing to something more... normal. She'd obviously complied, because she was somewhat smitten with you and your sweet lady kisses. You opened your mouth to speak when Lord Tubbington strolled up, coming to your leg and purring. Brittany grinned, before unknowingly saying words that made your heart skip a beat.

"Oh, Lord Tubbington likes you! Guess I'll have to marry you now. It's hard finding people that he'll get along with."