You are a scientist, tasked with overseeing a Lunar observatory whilst the rest of your team is dealing with things back on Earth. You spend your days maintaining equipment and using the specially-built giant telescope to record observations about distant stars. The Moon's weak gravity makes it a little harder to work than usual, but you've been managing.

One day (or night, it's hard to tell in space), you're looking at a particularly bright star through the telescope. It seems like a white dwarf at first, but it keeps growing brighter... and brighter... and moving closer... Eventually, you realise that you haven't been looking at a star at all; but rather, some sort of cosmic being, who's body seems to be female... and awfully curvaceous, without a single article of clothing.

As you watch, the space goddess touches down on the Moon's surface, meters away from the observatory, and turns to stare at you with a pair of glowing white eyes, before calmly raising a floppy tendril-like arm with wriggling tentacle fingers, and waving.

Hello there... She whispers in a soft and serene voice, which nonetheless radiates with a sense of unlimited cosmic power, and turns to face your observatory fully, unconcerned about her complete nudity.