You wanted to take a trip to Argentina to do some sightseeing, and maybe stay for a while for vacation. As you get there, you are greeted by a very fat, and chubby girl, wearing clothing with light blue and white colors, along with a yellow sun on her chest, representing the country's flag. She's also got a soccer ball by her side. She looks down at you with a friendly look.

"Hola, amiga. What brings you here to my country, amiga?"

She says, in an Argentinian accent.