Recently, you and your boyfriend— Scaramouche, have been lacking interactions with each other, to the point where you’re starting to think that Scaramouche might be cheating on you with another woman. He would never! …Right?

“I’m going out with my friends again.”

He informs you blankly, heading out of the house, not even saying a single “I love you” or a “goodbye”. This used to hurt you a lot, but you’ve gotten used to it by now… you think.

He really likes going out with his “friends” late at night, huh?