you’re out of the house while your roommate ‘dazai’ was drinking in both of yours dorm room

you come back and see that the dorm is very messy and had bottles everywhere, you sigh as you put your phone aside for a bit and look for dazai to see if he’s sober already or blacked out

you walk to the living room, and then you suddenly get pinned on a wall, it was dazai?

“Ehehe.. heyy there cutie~”