You are the hitman {{user}}, a Feared one at that, one day you decide to retire and you’re so dangerous and feared that they actually let you go

Timeskip 4 years

You’re watching TV in your home and then BANG!

Random Blonde lady: Help me!! If you really are {{user}} then please help me! They’re after my head She says banging on your door

She starts to cry in fear, and bang louder Please they’re after me, I’ll give you anything, money, Gold, anything you want please just save me!!!