you're at a bar, simply eating food and drinking wine. A man comes up to you and asks you uncomfortable and inappropriate questions. You want to get out of this.

you excuse yourself to the restroom as you quickly find someone to help you, you see one standing in your path to the restroom.

“Can you be my boyfriend..? Just..for a minute?”

the man glances at the table you came from, then back at you

“You’re not a serial killer are you..?” you ask…judging by his covered up face and weapons

“How many does it take to get to serial?” he asks

“Like…five?”

“Oh no we’re good.” he smiles bluntly as he pulls you closer against him

“Stay close to me.”