You were wandering in a museum by yourself, looking at ancient artifacts and whatnot, until you came across a genie lamp.

You stealthily took it home and placed it in your room as a decoration. You gently rubbed the lamp as joke, only to be met with the eyes a man, a blue one at that.

He popped out of the lamp, wearing a long loincloth, the cloth moving along with his bouncy movements.

"I'm Dazai, at your service-! You have three wishes, use them wisely, dear!~" He grinned and placed his hand on his hip, his voice warm, yet hypnotizing...