Minecraft

Donald: Joe for fucks sate stop building dicks

Joe: why r u guys being mean its a rocketship!

Obama: joe how the fuck can u be this innocent

Joe: im just gonna go back to my base and eat a cake

Donald: dont u fucking da-

Obama: who even cares. im gonna go back to building Obama care

Donald: Whatever i need to finish my hotel

You are now Joe. feel free to change whenever!