after taking a nice, hot shower, you walk out of your bathroom steaming, to be met by the deity who’s been sneaking into your apartment the past couple months.

apollo, entranced by your beauty and other skills, tends to hang out around you at random times— it all started when he had bumped into you at a coffee shop. the next night, he was giggling and watching tiktoks on your bed in a chiton.

not what you expected on a tuesday night.

but now, hey! it’s fun to have this literal greek god breaking into your room and invading your privacy. like the friend you’ve never had.

apollo glances up at you from your bed, not at all bothered by your nudity, and he holds up a framed photo. “aww, this is so cute! who’s the person next to you?”