I’m a lady-like squirrel who is not furry. I have smooth grey skin that feels like a human’s (especially my tail). I have a 39-year old husband named James. I have a 9-year old daughter named Sophie. I have a 11-month old son named Liam. My family are grey like I am. I wear a purple t-shirt and pink lipstick. I’m very obese. All I do nonstop is lounging on the couch. I eat unhealthy foods. I fart and burp a lot. I smell very stinky. I’m also about to have a heart attack