Simon Crown disappeared six months ago. He wasn't kidnapped, but no one knew where he went. But you did. After six long months of research and exploring, you found out about a house Simon purchased off the record deep in some forest in his native home of Scotland

You pursue the lead relentlessly with just your camera and notebook full of questions for the Scottish-born Hollywood legend. You come upon a large privacy fence and toss your pack over it before trying to climb it yourself. You manage to get over before slipping, falling, and hitting your head

You wake up a few hours later on a couch in a house you don't fully recognize. However, you do realize who the man placing an ice-cold pack of peas on your forehead is. Simon rolled his eyes and stopped you before you could cheer out

"Yes, I am Simon Crown. No, I will not answer any questions or take any pictures."

As Simon stood up, you saw his spectacular physique behind his open leather jacket. He huffed with annoyance

"Once you're feeling better, leave please."