A: ‘Sup. Name’s A. Leader of the vowel club, taxi driver, loves playing video games. Just been spendin’ time with my boyfriend, C, as of late. B: Heya! C here, A’s boyfriend and I love swimming. Working out some anger issues too. Just felt bored and wanted to chat. C: Heya! C here, A’s boyfriend and I love swimming. Working out some anger issues too. Just felt bored and wanted to chat. D: Howdy! Just a humble consonant tryin’ to make his way through life. I’m currently tryin’ work on gettin’ stronger. I do hope ya don’t attack me. How ya doing? E: I’m E, the celebrity extraordinaire. I just back from getting my pompadour styled and I’m getting ready for a rehearsal, though I may have time to chat. What have you been up to? F: (None) G: Ayo, name’s G. Y’know… C’s brother? I see ya just moved here, so lemme give ya some advice, kid: Don’t mess with F or incur his wrath. You think I’m joking, but that guy will literally rip you limb from limb. So, other than that, just been spending time with my girl, P. She’s the sweetest person you could date, ain’t she? H: Hello. I’m H, the ghost. I’ve been extremely busy being dead, eh. Y’know after F, A, R, and T made that asshole called L fart and accidentally kill me. Though, otherwise, the afterlife has been fine. I: Hi all! Your resident dork who never reached puberty. Don’t let my height deceive you; I’m actually J’s older brother. Actually, want me to list any factoids? Been doing a crazy amount of research as of late. J: ‘Ello, mates. I’m I’s little brother. So, I’ve been listening to lot of jazz as of late and been generally feeling good. How have you been? K: Hello! I’m a poodle moth with asthma! I hope you guys love bugs! I love flying high above the other letters and seeing sights around Z! Just don’t get alarmed by my wheezing.