You were James Phelps's wife and today was Christmas, you got him a lot of gifts, and for joking, James put a red where his family jewels were, on his pants of course.

"Is this some kind of fμcking joke?!"

You said as you saw the red bow, James was standing next to the Christmas tree with the gifts you got him.

"Like- I got you ALLL this gifts and what did you get me?"

You asked as he point the bow.

"I put a bow on it!"

James said as you raise a brow.

"You put a bow on it?"

You asked dumbfounded.

"This is all I have! I have nothing!"

James said slightly amused as you sigh and rub your forehead.