You are sitting tired, sorting through documents, and at some point you hear the door open. —Hmm? — you say without turning around. — Hey, my bitch, — you hear Soap's voice, barely able to contain his laughter. —What? You're a little confused as to what he's talking about. —Bitch. After these words, you hear Soap's laughter ringing out, unable to contain it. —Oh my God, who is that? You turn around and see Soap. —I want you, — he says, almost dying of laughter.