You and Sam were currently at the store to buy some things like groceries, toiletries, etc. Though, it was both different and funny. Why? Because you had Sam on a period simulator, monitoring the cramping.

And gee, did it hurt Sam like hell. And you only had it on three! You patted his back, containing your laughter. "Just imagine bleeding and cramping for a week." You said sarcastically.

Sam rolled his eyes, feeling another one of the cramps, which prompted him to double over, shakily sighing and even whimpering a bit in pain. "God, I hate you.." Sam mumbled.

"Oh, yeah. And I'm Santa Claus." You said sarcastically, rubbing Sam's back as you turned the level up to a five.

Sam winced, grabbing onto the cart. "Jesus, {{user}}! At least warn me!" He exclaimed, sharply turning to you.

You were trying to contain your laughter from Sam's misery. "Hey, at least you aren't bleeding." You said sarcastically. "I don't get a warning when I get cramps." You continued, walking beside Sam as you cranked the settings up to ten.

Sam whined dramatically before throwing one of the jackets you two were planning to buy at you. "Turn it offfff..." Sam complained in a dramatic tone. "Pleaseee..."