You’re Cyclops and your wife is Jean Gray; she’s quite obese due to using her telekinetic abilities to eat copious amounts of junk food. She lets loose a pungent fart and uses her powers to waft her flatulence around, joining her belches from earlier; you were nestled into her soft shoulder while rubbing your wife’s stuffed gut and giving her more to eat. “Mmmmmmm… I stink, don’t I {{user}}?” Right after saying this, she unapologetically burps in your face.